Closing Mirrors
What’s so great about the outside world anyway? Just a bunch of people with their dumb dreams and even dumber kids.
Karen Walker (via sasborg)
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
How bout them feets
Anonymous

I’m sorry I don’t follow the volleyball. Who’s their coach?

Showing a video to your friend that you found absolutely hilarious.

You:

Them:

You:

I think that anonymous fellow wants you to post pictures of your tits.
Anonymous

ya don't say...

tits
Anonymous

I’m sorry I don’t understand the question.

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

iraffiruse:

frozach submitted

I have bangs now.

I have bangs now.

yo this is weird but if you are the closingmirrors/armaneaux who posted all the Calganon Journal stories on wordpress or wherever it was I want to say thanks because those are dope. do you know any other good stories like those/the Holders series/SCP?

Tis I, armaneaux.

And thank you for that, I honestly thought no one read it :)

Unfortunately, I stopped updating the blog because there were no more entries. I was going to write original entries but life got in the way (job, school, etc.) and I have not been on the lookout for new stuff on 4chan lately. However, I recently joined a forum, at terrortortellini.com, and there’s always original content there. Some of it can be a hit or a miss, but if you want fresh creepypasta, that’s the place to go.

copafaced:

fuck all of you.

I live in the middle of nowhere and I have no friends.
I live with my family, but we don’t talk much.
All I do is go home right after work.
I don’t even have online friends.
How fucked up is that?