| — | Karen Walker (via sasborg) |
What’s so great about the outside world anyway? Just a bunch of people with their dumb dreams and even dumber kids.
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
yo this is weird but if you are the closingmirrors/armaneaux who posted all the Calganon Journal stories on wordpress or wherever it was I want to say thanks because those are dope. do you know any other good stories like those/the Holders series/SCP?
Tis I, armaneaux.
And thank you for that, I honestly thought no one read it :)
Unfortunately, I stopped updating the blog because there were no more entries. I was going to write original entries but life got in the way (job, school, etc.) and I have not been on the lookout for new stuff on 4chan lately. However, I recently joined a forum, at terrortortellini.com, and there’s always original content there. Some of it can be a hit or a miss, but if you want fresh creepypasta, that’s the place to go.






